Monday, December 31, 2012

Do You Want a Heavenly Experience With Me?

Every so often after a client finishes and leaves their session, I get the feeling that a client is not going to think that I performed what he wanted.

It's NOT because I was reluctant to offer the intended service, it's because the clients hygiene, or lack thereof, was unacceptable.

I do try to be nice about it, but how do you tell someone they have a "not so pleasant" odor?

I know each person has their own idea of clean, however, to erase any doubt, please wash up before seeing me. If you do not have access to a bathroom (i.e., shower) prior to your arrival, let my assistant know that you need to freshen up before getting down to business (this does not mean you just jump in the shower get wet and jump back out). You need to wash thoroughly with bath soap to make sure everything is clean.

What I'm trying to say is that you must be clean to have good time. A clean client is a well-pleased and Happy client!!!

Also if you are sick - or even think you're getting sick - please don't see me. I really despise getting a cold and getting all runny and achy, etc.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

More Favorite Bedroom Things

They don't call me a Caliente Dream Girl for nothing.  I love hot, steamy playtime.  Here are a few more of "Things I Like to do In The Bedroom ~

You know that area between a guys navel and penis ~ well it's an erogenous zone.  Run your tongue down it - it will drive him wild.

Sliding is not just for kids - I love to have a man lie on his back then rub him with some nice unscented oil and then slide slowly along his chest and stomach and get the picture

Another erogenous zone is the back of a man's neck right above his spine.  Flick it with your tongue - he will be hard asap.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Do You Know Who You Are Seeing?

So, last week I had some time on my hands.  I went through a bunch of Escort Websites and was amazed to see pictures of all of these flawless women.  Here is a picture of one on an escort website.

She is not "Alycia" as the website said.  She Melanie Iglesias.

In fact, if you look at the top picture, you can see where they didn't quite get all of the pink photo-shopped.  You can also see where they missed a little bit of the denim.  A lot of guys use tineye but I have found that Google image is the best.

This picture is Kimberly

She is really Monica Lyons a porn star.

When are people going to get with the program and use real pics.

Wasting a guys time is disrespectful at best.  Am I the only one who understands that men have limited time and availability?

If you are looking for a real woman....check out the next photo

Friday, November 9, 2012

What I Love To Do To A Naked Man

I love a man's naked body.  The things that go through my mind....well ~ here are a few.

I love to stand behind a man and stroke his penis ~ the palm of my hand flat against his oh so sensitive underside.

The whole sex against the wall gets my libido going like none other.  Me against a wall, my legs wrapped around his waist and my partner and just feeling him thrust into me ~ mmmmmmmm

Blindfolding a man is another turn-on of mine.  Being able to rub my silk panties, my hair or even a strand of pearls against his member - yes!!!!!

I love being on top during sex.   For me, it is one of the most intimate positions.  Facing my partner seeing his face right before climax - a huge turn on for me.

Sensual Showers - who doesn't love those.  Wet, slippery, passionate, soapy - YES!!!!

Finally, I love finding a man's G-spot.  Partway through oral sex or intercourse, I put my fingers against the swath of skin between the testicles and the anus.    It's epic.


Thursday, November 8, 2012

Things I Love To Do To A Man

Top 5 Things I Love To Do To A Man

1.  Lick that soft patch of skin in front of his ears;

2.  When I kiss a man, I love to hold the back of his head gently in my hands - it's tender yet very sexy.

3.  Wet my lips and moan that I can't wait to taste him;

4.  Meeting him at the door in a soaking wet white t-shirt;

5.  Let my tongue circle a glass of wine