Monday, December 31, 2012

Do You Want a Heavenly Experience With Me?



Every so often after a client finishes and leaves their session, I get the feeling that a client is not going to think that I performed what he wanted.


It's NOT because I was reluctant to offer the intended service, it's because the clients hygiene, or lack thereof, was unacceptable.


I do try to be nice about it, but how do you tell someone they have a "not so pleasant" odor?


I know each person has their own idea of clean, however, to erase any doubt, please wash up before seeing me. If you do not have access to a bathroom (i.e., shower) prior to your arrival, let my assistant know that you need to freshen up before getting down to business (this does not mean you just jump in the shower get wet and jump back out). You need to wash thoroughly with bath soap to make sure everything is clean.


What I'm trying to say is that you must be clean to have good time. A clean client is a well-pleased and Happy client!!!








Also if you are sick - or even think you're getting sick - please don't see me. I really despise getting a cold and getting all runny and achy, etc.